Friday, July 31, 2009

Happy Birthday Nwankwo Christian Nwosu Kanu, Here's a New Contract For You


6 foot 6 inch EPL legend Nwanko Kanu is celebrating his 33rd birthday today by signing a new one year deal to stay at Portsmouth.

Pompey, clearly a club in transition - have lost both strikers Jermain Defoe and Peter Crouch to Tottenham in the past year.

Will Kanu (5.5M in the Fantasy Premier League game) step up and fill the void?

Can he turn it back to 1999?

Probably not. The lanky Nigerian scored just one EPL goal last year in 17 appearances. Still, he is the only player to have won the UEFA Champions League, UEFA Cup, Premier League, FA Cup, and an Olympic Gold Medal. An amazing bit of trivia. For that, he is a legend. And for that, today I say "Happy Birthday Nwanko Christian Nwosu Kanu!"

Tottenham's Fantasy Studs Win the Asia Trophy



A nice exhibition performance but will it carry over to the regular season?

Butt's Brain: Friday


  • Sir Bobby Robson, English legend, dies at 76 [NY Times]
  • Darren Bent uses Twitter to attack Tottenham boss Daniel Levy [Goal]
  • It's time to start considering strategies and selections for Fantasy Premier League 2009/2010. Are Man City worth looking at? [The Football Blog]
  • Mutu loses appeal against Chelsea over huge fine. I have a feeling that Mutu will have a very hard time paying this. Especially since he is 30 [BBC]

This Never Gets Old. Ever.


Thursday, July 30, 2009

Football & Terrorism: Al-Qaeda Hotel Bombers Targeted Manchester United; EPL Featured on 24

Celebration Could Have Turned into Tragedy

Al-Qaeda claims that the suicide bombers who attacked hotels in Jakarta, Indonesia this month aimed to kill members of the Manchester United football team.

The message attributed to the group reads, "The club consists of players who are Christians and therefore they did not deserve to play in a Muslim country."

If true, the bombers struck early. United were scheduled to check into the Ritz Carlton just two days after the terrorist attack occurred.

Would the bombers have still targeted United had the club succeeded in securing the transfer of Franck Ribery from Bayern Munich? 

Speculation surrounding Muslim footballers aside, this is quite scary and arrives on the same day as news that two men have been charged with conspiracy to commit murder after a live hand grenade was found outside Liverpool legend Kenny Daglish's home.

Suicide bombings. Live grenades. I feel like the 2009-2010 EPL season is well on its way to being named 24: Season 8.

Butt's Brain: Thursday


Mark Hughes rings John Terry

  • Elano turns his back on City's 1-1-8 formation and moves to Turkey [ESPN]
  • Bojinov turns his back on City's 1-1-8 formation too, goes to Parma [Football 365]

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Is This Why Kids in America Don't Want to Become Professional Footballers?


On the same day that The Wall Street Journal published this fluff piece, "Are Americans Becoming Soccer Fans?" you have the stark reality presented to us by our buddies at The Best Eleven:

MLS All-Stars, the greatest players in the league, make as little as $35,000 per year - or an average of $150,000 per year (when discounting designated players like David Beckham).

On one hand, the WSJ excites us with the USMNT "capturing the world's attention" last month (not really) and the great 80,000 attendance figures at the Gold Cup final or The World Football Challenge, but at the end of the day The Best Eleven's post shows that the US has a long way to go (domestically) before fans in this country will watch the country's own product.

Sure, we will watch the EPL and Champions League in increasing numbers, but the MLS is still a "startup" in the corporate world that is big business football. And it shows:

Comparisons: According to a 2006 BBC article on player wages, Championship players in England earned an average salary of about $385,000, League One players $130,000, and League Two players earn $95,000.

That means that the average salary of the best players in MLS in 2009 falls somewhere between League One and Championship average salaries. 

John Terry is/was reportedly being offered around $1.6 million dollars a month in wages to play for Manchester City. That would make Terry $400,000 a WEEK, which is around the average YEARLY salary of the best players in MLS. Funny money.....

The lowest paid all-star in the final 18 roster in 2008 was Jonathan Bornstein, with a salary of $77,500. This season 5 players on the final 18 make $65,000 or less. (Somebody give Stuart Holden a raise!!)

The New Ronaldo Scores on his Debut



Sir Alex Ferguson insists Antonio Valencia can be as good as Cristiano Ronaldo. Lofty expectations, perhaps. But Valencia did score on his debut today in a 2-1 friendly win for United.

Anderson also scored his first goal for the club - it only took him 42 more games than Valencia - with a beautiful left footed curling free kick, embedded above.

Will Valencia light Old Trafford on fire this season?

Butt's Brain: Wednesday

 
  
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A fantasy Premier League Butt's Brain rundown from blogger One-One-Eight:
  • 2008-2009 fantasy Premier League stud Brede Hangeland to replace Kolo Toure at Arsenal [Telegraph]
  • Martin O'Neill gives a drunken EPL prediction... Man City as favorites [Sportbox]
  • Value fantasy stud (4.5M) Cameron Jerome wants his fellow cheap fantasy colleague Sebastian Larsson to stay at Birmingham [Sky Sports]
  • Arbeloa to Madrid and Dossena to Napoli. Is Insua (6.0M) safe from rotation as Liverpool's left back? [BBC]
  • Fernando Torres is 7/2 to be the top Prem goal scorer. However, there are only three of the top ten bookies' favorites for the golden boot who are valued under 10.0M: Owen, Robinho, and Defoe.
  • Robbie Keane to feature only in attacking/home setups for Spurs [Daily Mail]
  • Michael Turner (according to a former Hull City player and friend of mine) will end up at Spurs. At 4.5M, he would be a nice value who is guaranteed to play for at least the few weeks.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Butt's Brain: Tuesday

Nice racist header, Barack

  • Cambridge police at it again. Jermain Defoe the victim this time [Daily Mail]
  • Ryan Giggs thinks Manchester United are as strong this year as last, despite losing both Ronaldo and Tevez. He reeled off the names "Welbeck" and "Hargreaves" to prove his point. Giggs is only 35, but perhaps dementia starts early in Welshmen? [ESPN]
  • Darren Bent to score 15+ EPL goals this year at Sunderland. He's massive when playing for clubs like Ipswich, Charlton, and Sunderland. If fit, he'll finish as one of the top 5 goalscorers in the league. [Guardian]
  • And don't forget to take the poll of the day...

Monday, July 27, 2009

Pompey Picks: David Nugent Packs a Punch



The (fantasy) Premier League season is less than three weeks away, and with Peter Crouch officially sealing his move from Portsmouth to Tottenham, Pompey have a striker position up for grabs.

The primary contenders are Kanu (too old), John Utaka (too streaky and probably on his way out), and David Nugent - who scored a hat trick today in pre-season.

Of course, one should always take player performances in the pre-season with a grain of salt - just take a look at Tottenham's pre-season in 2008: The team was undefeated and scored 33 goals in just 7 games. Darren Bent scored 13 goals in those 7 games. Yes, 13. And we all know what happened when the season rolled around... Tottenham picked up 2 points from their first 8 games. 2 points.

So, yeah, pre-season doesn't matter too much. And yeah, Pompey are a club in flux with not much firepower up front. But David Nugent is now fit and he's only 24 years old.

From a fantasy footballing perspective, if Nugent can pick up 30+ league starts this season, I expect he will be able to contribute between 7 and 10 goals - a great return for a player priced so cheaply at 5.5M.

He needs to stay healthy, and so does Niko Kranjcar - who will provide all the good service - but Nugent is one to keep an eye on, at least.

Butt's Brain: Monday

Manchester United Clock Challenge
  • A fun article on deep lying playmakers. Will you have one in your fantasy football team this season? [SoccerLens]
  • Let's run it back two years to check out this obscure but excellent goal from Sweden [In the Stands]
  • Giggs grabs a hat trick as United score eight against Hangzhou Greentown, a team from the (clearly not so) Super League in China [Football 365]

MALOUDA: REDUX


Video plays better with MUTE button on

The best player on the pitch in the FA Cup, Florent Malouda, was also the best player on the pitch in the 2nd half of Chelsea's 2-0 pre-season win over Club America last night.

Malouda scored one goal and set up another - with a delightful chip to Franco di Santo.

I'm not sure how new coach Carlo Ancelotti will keep both Malouda and farmer Yuri Zhirkov happy because it's clear that there will only be room for one in the starting lineup on the left side of Ancelotti's diamond formation.

For me, Malouda is the answer on Chelsea's left. He has impressed me more than any other player at the club over the past six months - under Hiddink - and now in (limited) action under Ancelotti. 

I admit I haven't given Zhirkov a chance - and perhaps he will outclass Malouda, but considering the Frenchman's form in 2009, it would be a shame to see Malouda dropped from Chelsea's starting lineup.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Crouch to Eat his Nachos in London Now



Peter Crouch will be having his nachos at Tottenham instead of Portmsouth as he's been officially re-united with former manager Harry Redknapp and teammate Jermain Defoe.

Portsmouth accepted Tottenham's bid today for the lanky 28-year old, a deal worth in the region of $16 Million. Looks like Klaas Jan Huntelaar is probably out of the picture now.

We talked about this a week ago, and then again and again this past week - what does this mean for Robbie Keane?

Somebody? Anybody?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Gerrard Celebrates Acquittal with Nice Finish


Gerrard scores in his first pre-season game

Friday, July 24, 2009

Butt's Brain: Friday

Ji-Sung loves Korean women, according to teammate Evra

Not much going on in the world of footie other than Gerrard being found not guilty and Zlatan moving to Barca as we continue the (too long) summer break, but here are a few interesting links from our Butt Buddies and others to keep you going on a Friday...

  • Neville picks up a "minor" groin strain, but it's never "minor" when it's Neville. Will Wes Brown or Rafael step up and cement that right back spot and emerge as fantasy footie studs? [NY Times]
  • Are they given journalism training at United? Evra interviews blog favorite Ji-Sung Park (Park Ji-Sung) [In the Stands]
  • A list of the EPL teams that have managed to pick up the most points against the "Big Four."  Will Tottenham beat Liverpool on opening day? [The Best Eleven]

A One-One-Eight Exclusive: The Hunt for Klaas-Jan


Tottenham fan by night and finance guru by day, blogger 1-1-8 has his say:

Dutch striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar looks to have passed up his chance to go to Stuttgart with two North London teams linked to the 25 year old.

Although Tottenham have made most of the headlines in relation to Huntelaar's potential move from Real Madrid and into our fantasy premier league lineups, a move to Arsenal seems to make a bit more sense. Here are three reasons why:
  1. Adebayor's move to Manchester City. Huntelaar is a true center forward with great finishing touch in the area. He's big (about 6'1'') and is the kind of target that Arsenal will need to fill the place of the recently departed Togo international. Your other option is Nicklas Bendtner.
  2. Style of Play. Huntelaar has experience playing elaborate attacking football from his time in both the Holland and Ajax teams. This is in line with the Arsenal setup we've seen over the past few seasons.
  3. The Dutch Touch. The prospect of having another Dutchman to pair with Robin van Persie is likely to make Arsene Wenger more excited than a trip to a Brazilian kindergarten.
As an alternative, I'll present you with a move from the sporting press' dreams:

In a shock move between the Premier League's biggest rivals, Roman Pavyluchenko joins Russian striker partner Andrei Arshavin at Arsenal, Huntelaar moves to Spurs, Peter Crouch stays in Portsmouth to play with Tom Huddlestone, freeing up funds to re-unite Luka Modric with former Zagreb teammate and fellow Croatia international Niko Kranjcar.

Did I mention that Diego Maradona was linked with Pompey as well?

Did You Ever Think it Would Turn Out Otherwise?

Steven Gerrard was found not guilty of affray by a court in his hometown today.

The Liverpool jury took about an hour to deliberate.

Did you ever think it would turn out otherwise? 

He's too complete a central midfielder to be convicted. The story may have been different for the Liverpool jury had he transferred to Chelsea a few years back.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Butt's Brain: Thursday


  • Chelsea Captain and Champions League failure John Terry will stay at Chelsea. [In the Stands]
  • Inventor of dyslexia Martin Skrtel has a hamstring problem. Start the Daniel Agger fantasy football bandwagon immediately. [Football 365]
  • Tuncay and Mido are set to leave Boro. I don't care either. [BBC]
  • Something for the ladies. Manchester United players relax at hotel pool. [The Spoiler]

Are Tottenham Hotspur the new Man City?


We've beaten Manchester City's new 1-1-8 formation like a dead horse this summer, trying to predict just how the team will line up with something like 15 strikers on the books, but it looks like Harry Redknapp's Tottenham Hotspur are playing a bit of "me too" catch up in the transfer market.

Both supposedly "big" clubs will undoubtedly fail to break into the Top 4 regardless of their transfer wheelings and dealings - but you have to at least give them an A for effort.

Tottenham Hotspur, already with team captain Robbie Keane, Darren Bent, Jermain Defoe, and Roman Pavlyuchenko on the books at the striker position - have set their sights on Peter Crouch and now, Real Madrid's Klaas Jan Huntelaar - after a deal with Stuttgart fell through.

In all honesty, it's not fair to compare City's quantity with Tottenham's quantity (at least Tottenham don't have 10 strikers on the books) - but the quality at the London club is pretty damn good - with 4 proven internationals - and a fifth (Crouch) perhaps on his way. 

Surely Darren Bent will leave if Huntelaar arrives - but is it me, or does it seem like Tottenham should focus more on their defense than their attack - a defense that includes the never fit Ledley King as a starting option is a bit concerning.  What do you think?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Whatever Your Level, Get off Your Ass



The FA has created a season-long campaign to celebrate and promote men's grassroots 11-a-side football in England. The number of players and teams in 11v11 football leagues is in decline - and the 18-22 year old group are the most likely to drop out of 11-a-side football... (I guess video games, chasing women, and entering university will do that to you).

But seriously, if you are like me - then you spend a majority of your day starting at a computer screen or sitting at a desk. There's nothing wrong with that - we need to feed our kids - but I really like this FA campaign because it reminds us what it's like to be part of a team - and no feeling in the world can beat that. Not finishing first in your fantasy football mini-league. Not finishing a brilliant Powerpoint presentation at your desk that will lead to a promotion. Nothing. 

So, I say kudos to the FA. It's time we all got off our bums and kicked the ball around every weekend. If you're worried about taking time away from your fantasy footie team online - don't be - my research team and I have that covered for you. Our previews will be here all season long on Thursday and Friday so you can get some fresh air outdoors and celebrate 11-a-side football while still maintaining a healthy edge over your online rivals.

Butt's Brain: Wednesday


  • Chelsea thoroughly bossed their pre-season friendly match last night in Los Angeles against Inter Milan and former manager Jose Mourinho. Their second exhibition match in the US. Their second 2-0 win. Lampard did all the work in the first half - always searching for his targets up front - Drogba & Kalou. In the second half, it was another decent showing for Deco - who saw a lot of the ball and controlled the tempo. In the first half, I must add - Mikel and Essien were played at the same time - Mikel in the holding role, and Essien on the right side of midfield (where Ballack played against Seattle last weekend). Both players played well. Photos embedded in slideshow above.
  • What would happen if the Chelsea - Inter match had continued? As always, our buddies Dirty Tackle have that answer. [Dirty Tackle]
  • Is this England's Best XI of the last decade? [Goal]
  • John Arne Riise's little brother has signed for Fulham. Roy Hodgson really loves the Nordic and Scandinavian signings. [Unprofessional Foul]

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Chelsea vs Inter Milan: Follow it on Twitter




Chelsea and Inter Milan kick-off in just six hours as Mourinho faces his old club for the first time.

I'll be at the Rose Bowl in Los Angeles scouting out Chelsea's new formation and tactics under Carlo Ancelotti for fantasy footie purposes and hoping to take in the world class Zlatan Ibrahimovic before his transfer to Barcelona.

If you are watching the game at home on TV, or just surfing the web, feel free to follow my updates on twitter - I'll try my best to post some photos from the match as well as general observations about the night.

CCTV Footage of Steven Gerrard Incident



You can't really see too much in these pictures. And this really doesn't have much to do with football, but he is the best player in the Premier League after all - and he is one of the best fantasy footballers too - so here's the CCTV footage of the Gerrard incident.

Butt's Brain: Tuesday


  • Samir Nasri breaks leg in training. Out for 3 months [SkySports]
  • If you can't get an awkward, slowish, over-rated defender (John Terry), the obvious backup plan is turning your attention to a younger, quicker, cheaper, and more versatile Harry Potter look-alike. Lescott eyeing Man City move but Moyes isn't happy [Dirty Tackle]
  • One Arab takeover is complete at Portsmouth (and the new owners keep Hart as manager) while another Arab takeover at Notts County has rumors of Sven Goran Eriksson taking charge of the lower league club. [Unprofessional Foul]
  • Fantasy boxing / football stud Steven Gerrard hit a man with the "style and speed of a professional boxer," a courtroom heard today, as Gerrard continues his assault trial. [Football 365]

The Georgie Thompson Archives: Rooney's Money Shot



Fans and pundits alike expect Wayne Rooney to break out in a big way this season - as he climbs out from under the shadow that was Cristiano Ronaldo. I'm not certain he'll hit for 20+ goals in the Premier League, because well, who knows. That's why they play the games.

Whether or not Rooney meets expectations, one thing is for certain - Georgie Thompson is world class.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Michael Owen on a Goal per Game Pace at United



Two pre-season matches for Manchester United. Two goals for new striker Michael Owen. A solid ratio so far - but will his anterior cruciate ligaments / metatarsals / insert other body parts here hold up enough to allow Owen to feature (and produce) regularly?

Butt's Brain: Monday


  • Arsene Wenger points finger at Arsenal fans as one of the main reasons Adebayor left for Manchester City. [View from Tier 3]
  • David Beckham confronts fans after he is booed last night in Los Angeles. [BBC]
  • Peter Crouch to Tottenham. But can someone explain to me where Robbie Keane fits into the starting lineup? [Unprofessional Foul]
  • Fantasy footie cheap striker target a "long shot" at Blackburn as Vieri probably won't be replacing Santa Cruz. [Sky Sports]

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Butt's Brain: Weekend Edition


  • Chelsea get the pre-season under way with a 2-0 win over Seattle. Watched this one and was impressed with Deco. He sat a bit deeper than Lampard but saw just as much of the ball, if not more - than Frank did. Quick, short passes - as the "engine" of the team - spraying it wide to Malouda / Ballack and forward to Anelka / Sturridge. There was a Schevchenko sighting, too. The Ukrainian played the second half. New signing Zhirkov did not feature. [Goal]
  • Manchester United open up their pre-season with Rooney running the show and Owen scoring on his debut. [101 great goals]
  • Old news but now it's official. Adebayor to City transfer completed. [In the Stands]
  • Tottenham close to signing Peter Crouch from Portsmouth. Crouch will be reunited with former Pompey manager Harry Redknapp and former strike partner Jermain Defoe. Where will club captain Robbie Keane play? Withdrawn? [Telegraph]

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Zlatan's Last Supper in LA?


Inter Milan Slideshow, Click to Enlarge

As of 18:00 Friday evening Pacific Time, Zlatan Ibrahimovic was still a happy member of Inter Milan.

The striker appears to be on his way to Barcelona, but he participated in a closed-door practice with the rest of his teammates in the hot Los Angeles sun last night at UCLA.

I was able to catch some of the practice, and ran into a few of the players on their way out - and I have embedded those images above.

Jose Mourinho was as charming as ever - posing for photographs with a handful of lucky ladies, signing jerseys and t-shirts, and even taking off his own shirt and handing it to a fan in a wheelchair before leaving the practice facility and making his way to the locker room.

Former Portsmouth stud Sulley Muntari looked excellent during the two hour training session - his possession and vision, combined with speed and technique allowed him to run the show in a small sided scrimmage the last half hour of training.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Breaking News: I Won't See Zlatan on Tuesday


Zlatan "traded" today for Sameul Eto'o. Crazy.

Guess he's out of the Inter Milan - Chelsea match on Tuesday, then.

Oh well, I can still scout Lampard and Zhirkov to Drogba.

Manchester United's Other Owen: Hargreaves to Return

More expensive than starter Michael Carrick (15M). Check.

More expensive than starter Antonio Valencia (16M). Check.

Yup, midfielder Owen Hargreaves cost United 17M pounds, and he hasn't featured in a year.

But according to Sir Alex Ferguson, Hargreaves is nearing a first team return.

This news should be of interest not only to United fans but also to fantasy footie managers intent on splashing the cash on the aforementioned Valencia (8.5M in the FPL game) and/or Carrick (7.5M) - in the hope that these two midfield maestros pick up the slack (and goals/assists) vacated by the departure of Cristiano Ronaldo.

But Hargreaves could return and dent the playing time / scoring output of those two popular studs. Valencia is of course less of a threat - as he plays wide - but Hargreaves plays centrally - like Carrick - and if he does make a full return to fitness, will surely force his way back into SAF's plans.

United are already a rotational minefield in midfield - with Park, Scholes, Giggs, Nani, Anderson, Fletcher (and even O'Shea) joining Carrick, Valencia, and Hargreaves. Add in a youngster or two like Tosic, Gibson, or new signing Obertan - and it's difficult to predict just who will take the field week in and week out.

The safer bets - from a fantasy footie rotation perspective - look to be at the back and up front with Rooney and Berbatov. Now that SAF has finished his summer transfer spending, after bringing in the Senegalese Diouf today, we can start predicting the team's Starting 11. 

Hargreaves won't be ready quite yet for opening day, so Carrick may be safe at the moment - but now we have a second Owen's comeback to look forward to this season.

Butt's Brain: Friday


  • Borat writes an article about David Beckham's game last night [NY Daily News]
  • And finally: Will the Premier League's financial domination soon come to an end? According to Deloitte, it may: [The Guardian]

The Beckham Experiment BOOK REVIEW


Grant Wahl's The Beckham Experiment is an incredible behind the scenes look at Beckham - the brand, MLS - the struggling US soccer league - and is a tale of footie adventure in the US recounted through Wahl's amazing unprecedented access to players, coaches, staff, and handlers.

Wahl is in the locker rooms, on the field, in the hotel room lobbies, at dinners, at parties- you name it - but his work is more than just an inside look at Beckham's brief stay in the US. Wahl navigates the precarious tightrope that is soccer snobbery - the "arrogance" that Europeans may have when interacting with their American gumshoe counterparts in this sport - and his depiction of culture shock - both on and off the field - is highly entertaining:

Gullit flagged down Galaxy press officer Justin Pearson. "Justin, could you get me an espresso, please?" When Pearson returned from the cafe, he had bad news: They didn't serve espresso. Gullit frowned. He wasn't in Europe anymore.

The Galaxy's former European stars - Abel Xavier, Beckham, and manager Ruud Gullit must learn to live in a foreign world. And Wahl showcases this difficulty in adaptation. 

But by no means is this a "the joke's on Beckham" or his European entourage type of book.

Wahl walks the reader through it all - but he always comes back to that European / American clash - and even some of that ego and snobbery - which we touched upon last week when Obama visited Brazil.

If the excellent book has one fault - it's the book's length - Wahl is redundant at times as he hammers home his points.

But you can't blame the author for making sure you understand what he witnessed first hand.

For the fan of Major League soccer, Beckham as a brand, or even the US Men's National Team, this is a must read, highly entertaining work.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Butt's Brain: Thursday


  • Inter Milan take on the UCLA men's soccer team in a friendly today at 4pm if you are in LA. See you there. Looks like NFL stud Chad Johnson is a big Zlatan Ibrahimovic fan... [Unprofessional Foul]
  • Frank Lampard seeing the benefits of being a top class fantasy footballer. NSFW [In the Stands]
  • Carlos Tevez to buy Cristiano Ronaldo's mansion. The troglodyte was previously just renting. No word on whether or not he will throw the same style "parties" with lady friends. [Off the Post]
  • And finally some fun with statistics. Looking at Fernando Torres' scoring record at Liverpool in graphic form. [Oh You Beauty]

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Best Right Back in Portsmouth History Goes Both Ways


In 2008, Glen Johnson was voted the best ever Pompey right-back by readers of the Portsmouth News. 

But today Johnson featured for his new club Liverpool at left-back.

And according to match reports of the 0-0 pre-season friendly draw, Johnson was very impressive.

With Fabio Aurelio injured (taken out by his own kids in a freak accident in the back-yard) will the former Pompey stud take over at left back, leaving blog favorite Emiliano Insua stuck on the bench?

Would love to hear what Liverpool fans think the team's best back four is. Though from a fantasy football perspective, it's always tough guessing which starting 11 Rafa will put out - thus deflating the value of anyone on the squad not named Gerrard, Carragher, Torres, or Kuyt.

Fantasy Premier League Funny Feeling: Fulham Edition

He played for Manchester United. He can't be that bad.

If you read the blog regularly, you know we have a Funny Feeling Friday column during the Premier League season - where I basically try and justify a gut instinct I have about an unpopular, out of form, or underrated player who I believe will step up his game in the near future. That's the premise.

Now let's get to our first pre-season funny feeling.

Why it's Fulham's Erik Nevland of course, and it's an easy choice. Not only did Nevland hit for a hat trick today but reports are suggesting that Bobby Zamora will leave Fulham to join Hull.

So, let's put one and one together and get two. With Zamora gone, Andy Johnson will need a new strike partner and Nevland fits the bill. Unless Roy Hodgson buys a new striker this summer, Nevland's only competition is Diomansky Kamara (more like AJ in his playing style than Zamora - and more suited for an impact substitute role, in my opinion) and the American Eddie Johnson.

If Nevland is able to nip Kamara to the starting role alongside Johnson, he will be a bargain in the fantasy Premier League and could be vital to Fulham's real-life Europa League run too.

Nevland costs just 5.0 M in the FPL game, and is our first pre-season summer Funny Feeling.

SAF Drops Nani; Sends him to Mumbai to Work as Barista

Nani to serve lattes, not in-swinging corner kicks, in 2009-2010

In an attempt to push their brand further in the Asian market, Premier League champions Manchester United have announced the opening of the first ever Manchester United Coffee Shop and Restaurant in India.

Not surprisingly, the casual restaurant will have big screens that will show major sporting events live, as United look to continually build their brand.

More surprisingly, however, is manager Sir Alex Ferguson's decision to send Portuguese winger Nani to Mumbai to man the coffee shop, working as a barista. According to the gaffer, this was a difficult decision but one that needed to be made after the once highly sought after midfielder failed to light Old Trafford on fire - scoring just 4 league goals in 40 appearances for the club.

With Ferguson's recent midfield signings Antonio Valencia, Gabriel Obertan, as well as Zoran Tosic - Ferguson felt that Nani would actually make the club more money as an "attraction for the locals in Mumbai" - working as a barista, signing autographs, juggling packets of sugar and artificial sweeteners from head to knee to foot (and back to head again), and showing off his "seal dribble" with canisters of creamer.

The next Howard Schultz, not the next Ronaldo, I guess.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

If Van Nistelrooy is a No, Maybe Vieri is a Go

Hair like Tugay, Hopefully Better Stamina than the Turk

If at first you don't succeed signing one of the greatest living footballers, try again. Seems to be Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce's train of thought.

Just a few weeks ago, big Sam was linked with a move to bring Ruud van Nistelrooy from Madrid to Blackburn. Now, it looks like option B - Christian Vieri - is close to joining the Premier League club.

Former Italian international Vieri has impressed on trial at the team's Austrian training camp. But does the 36-year old have enough in the tank to survive a rigorous EPL season and produce the goods up front - or is he an over-the-hill squad player only?

Breaking News: Adebayor Too. Seriously, WTF?

Some breaking news today. The Guardian reports that Man City have agreed a fee with Arsenal to bring Adebayor to Eastlands.

Just yesterday, Manchester City finalized the signing of Carlitos Tevez, and with the imminent Adebayor signing, the team will complete it's 1-1-8 formation.

The final piece of the puzzle, defender John Terry - may not be too far behind.

We all Love this Game: This is Cute, Not Racist



This is a soccer blog not a political blog, but for the record, I do not oppose the Israeli cell-phone company Cellcom's controversial new commercial embedded above. 

The piece ends with the voice over, "So what is it that we all want? Just a little fun. Cellcom Media come on in."

I think the advertisement does not hurt or offend anyone, and in fact - it shows that we are all humans - Jewish or Arab, Palestinian or Israeli. We are one. We all love the beautiful game.

[ via Yediot Achronot ]
[ via Haaretz ]

Monday, July 13, 2009

Kompany Injured; Man City Finalizing 1-1-8


Mars Attacks Alien

Vincent Kompany

Manchester City defensive midfielder Vincent Kompany is set to miss the start of the upcoming Premier League season due to foot surgery.

Despite losing the 6 foot 5 in Kompany - who made 34 appearances for City last season, scoring one goal - The Citizens' management and ownership team is not too fazed - as they are sticking to their well-publicized plans of pursuing a non-traditional 1-1-8 formation this season.

While striker Jo has signed on a season long loan for Everton, City are closing in on acquiring the signatures of strikers Carlos Tevez and Emmanuel Adebayor - while also attempting to lure Chelsea Captain John Terry. Presuming all three deals are finalized - and why wouldn't they be, as these Arabs have billions, then this could be the team's 1-1-8 formation on the season's opening day, leaving no room for new big money signing Gareth Barry:

GK: Given

D: John Terry

M: De Jong (Sent Off)

F: Ireland - SWP - Elano - Bellamy - Santa Cruz - Tevez - Adebayor - Robinho

Sunday, July 12, 2009

I'm on Beckham's Side For this One


Beckham and Zidane, July 11th 2009, El Segundo, CA

It's turning into a summer of international football spectacles here in Los Angeles. Chelsea take on Inter Milan at the Rose Bowl while European Champions Barcelona and Italian giants AC Milan also stop by my neighborhood to take on the LA Galaxy. EPL club Burnley will also be playing in the LA area.

Interspersed with all of this high class (albeit exhibition quality) soccer, we have a bit of drama. David Beckham calling teammate Landon Donovan "unprofessional" yesterday, before watching the Galaxy's 1-0 victory from the stands.

While the global icon has yet to feature for the Galaxy this year, he did have the time to announce "Footprint Fields" yesterday in El Segundo, CA along with Zinedine Zidane. 

"Footprint Fields" is a new community initiative to help develop soccer fields in urban locations around the country - providing access to safe playing surroundings for communities in need in the US. 

So, putting all the drama aside, and the lack of success that # 23 has had on the pitch in the USA, the Beckham brand is still helping cultivate soccer in this country. Helping to grow the sport - and providing access to communities in need is just one great example, and one that is close to my heart.

As a youth soccer coach (of a U-17 boy's team) located in El Segundo - the same city where Beckham and Zidane announced Footprint Fields this weekend - I can see first hand the socioeconomic barriers that exist in US Soccer. 

The players that usually "make it," - whether it's to college scholarships, or the MLS, or even the USMNT, often enjoy an upbringing of embroidered Adidas duffel bags with their name and number etched in cursive, trips up and down the state (or country), expensive uniforms and entry fees to local and national tournaments, and relatives that can afford to pay for these luxuries.

What Beckham and Zidane are promoting - is bringing that same passion and some of those same resources to the underprivileged. And I'm not naive enough to think that this is their brainchild - or that there aren't dozens of other excellent grassroots initiatives in the US helping to build local soccer in communities of need - but it sure doesn't hurt when you have the Beckham (and Zidane) name behind you.

So, failed Beckham experiment or not - if the only good that comes out of Beckham traipsing around the USA for a few years is that one more kid has access to a turf soccer field in El Segundo and a place to play and just be a kid, then I'm happy.

Fantasy Sleeper Pick Sylvan Ebanks-Blake and Wolves Get the Pre-Season Underway


Friday, July 10, 2009

Micah Richards Has Swine Flu, Cristiano Ronaldo Does Not


England and Manchester City star defender Micah Richards has contracted the swine flu while on holiday in Cyprus.

Richards will not travel with City for their pre-season tour of South Africa, but he will be fit for the start of the season.

In related news, Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo thought that he too had caught the swine flu on holiday in Los Angeles, but it turned out that he just picked up one of Paris Hilton's many, many venereal diseases.

FPL 2009-2010: Adebayor To Top Scoring Charts



Of course, he probably won't win the Golden Boot this year - but here's an interesting analysis from betting site Chicken Dinner - that has Arsenal's Adebayor the "last man standing" for the 2009-2010 Premier League scoring title.

My money is on one of Torres or Anelka - with Rooney as a dark horse, but at 28 to 1, Adebayor does offer tons of upside for desperate gamblers.

Obama Knows his Footie but US Soccer Fans Just Can't Catch a Break


Here's the back story: Obama visited Brazil yesterday and received a football shirt by the country's president.

According to Obama, the President said, "I told them we're not gonna give up a 2 goal lead again."

According to The Telegraph in the UK, Obama said, "we will not lose a 2 point lead again."

Innocent mistake or clever calculated dig at the US President (and "uneducated" US soccer community)?

There probably isn't anything in this at all - just an example of the lack of parallel reporting across the globe when it comes to any news story - but it does poke the snobby UK vs gumshoe US soccer fan elephant in the room just a bit and provide me with a platform for commentary.

US soccer fans have always been sort of looked down upon by the more "knowledgeable" fans across the pond. After all, US fans never had tradition and some of them/us even had a propensity to argue that "the Colorado Rapids would be a mid-table EPL team, I swear, they would take out Bolton easily! Marcelo Balboa is freaking awesome man."

New US soccer fans definitely gave the Brits enough ammo - and it certainly didn't help when Bush was in office for 8 years - which gave the rest of the world an even greater anti-American kick with which to combine their hate for the US politically with our football ineptitude. When it rains, it pours.

But I am willing to put my neck out on the line now and say that US soccer fans today - and over the past few years - have really turned the corner when it comes to their collective knowledge, power, and understanding of the game.

The game will never be massive in this country, but there are now thousands of very intelligent, experienced fans, who understand the game from both a historical perspective and a modern perspective - and who - I am sure - often get annoyed when lumped in with the "rest" of US sports fans - those that don't follow or understand footie.

So, even if Barack says 2 point lead instead of 2 goal lead - and you say tomato and I say tomato, at the end of the day we both love the same game. (And let's not forget that it was actually a Brit at Oxford, Charles Wreford-Brown, who invented the term "soccer" as an abbreviation of association football back in the 19th century.) 

You know the important "Let's Kick Racism Out of Football" campaign. I say, let's also kick snobbery out of football. We all love the beautiful game. New fans and old fans alike. 

And with the Premier League season just a few weeks away - we're all feeling that rush of blood to the head - so whether or not we call the game "football," "soccer," or "soccer-ball" - let's just embrace that rush of blood. And run with it.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Old R9 vs New CR9: Does the Fat Ronaldo Still Have It?


Brilliant Announcing. Decent Hat Trick.

Cristiano Ronaldo may have been unveiled in front of 80,000 fans at Sea World in Madrid this week, but that "other" Ronaldo - you know - the one with the World Cup titles - seems to be writing himself into a few headlines as well.

The old R9 (Madrid's ace from 2002-2007) scored a hat trick last night for Corinthians to continue his impressive form this year. He's still a bit overweight, but is a return to Europe possible? Or - perhaps even more attractive to the real R9 - could he get a call up to Brazil's 2010 World Cup team as a reserve striker? 

Whatever happens to the real Ronaldo - it will be interesting to track his final few years as an active player. He starred for such great clubs (PSV, Barca, Inter, Real Madrid, and AC Milan) over a 15 year period that he has ingrained himself in modern footballing history as one of the best.

33 year old Ruud van Nistelrooy has recently been mentioned as a Blackburn target, but I'd like to ask you this - if Ronaldo (the fat one) came to the Premier League for the first time this season - say to Blackburn - would he score 12 + Premier League goals? He's younger than Ruud (though not fitter) and has never played in England, what do you think?


Fabio Aurelio's Kids Grounded for Life


The Aurelio Household

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Liverpool first choice left back Fabio Aurelio is set to miss up to six months of action after injuring himself playing with his children in the backyard. Aurelio injured his knee in a freak accident fooling around in the garden with his kids.

Child's play, not exactly.

Is this the end of Aurelio's Anfield career as a starter? Perhaps it's a bit dramatic, but if former funny feeling Friday stud Emiliano Insua is half as good as worldwide scouts have said over the past few years - then perhaps Aurelio will never regain his role as the number one left back at Liverpool and the Insua star will be truly born.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Van Persie Pens New Deal, Injures Wrist

Geovanni, doing his best Liu Kang impersonation. RvP, doing his best to avoid injury.

RvP is an excellent footballer. Young, quick, inventive, and possessing a great left foot. He can even score a few right-footed toe-pokes when he doesn't have the time to switch to his stronger side. So it's good news for Gunners fans that he just signed a new contract at Arsenal.

From a fantasy perspective, however, he's just not for me. Why? His knees look ready to buckle at any moment. I get nervous when defenders like Vidic or Terry breathe on him. His bones are, well, made of glass.

As we all contemplate our striker selections ahead of the Aug. 15 deadline, RvP may well be at the top of our list. At 8.5-9.0M, I'd strongly consider him. But in his price range, I'd target Rooney, Torres, and Anelka instead.

Chelsea vs Inter Milan: 2 Weeks to Kick-Off



An exciting week of "what's coming up soon," continues. First, it was the opening up of the official Fantasy Premier League game and now, it's our 2 week countdown to Chelsea vs Inter Milan in Los Angeles. I feel like a "Next on 60 Minutes" trailer, but how can you not be excited for Zlatan and Lampard invading America in just 14 days time.

We'll be at the World Football Challenge two weeks from today, Tuesday July 21st, at the Rose Bowl in Los Angeles. We'll scout out the Serie A champions and the EPL contenders for you and bring you some great local coverage from the ground.

So, just to get you in the mood, we run it back to Zlatan and his gum juggling - circa 2006. See you at the Rose Bowl in two weeks.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Wherefore Art Though, Amr Zaki? Not Wigan.


Those Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink-esque thighs won't be showcased at Wigan

Egyptian bad boy Amr Zaki is out at Wigan. The club's chairman Dave Whelan revealed today that there is "no chance" that Zaki returns to the club.  A pretty harsh analysis by Whelan followed:

"I didn't even shake hands with him at the end... When you get players with indiscipline like him, you have just got to wipe your hands of them. It's all over with Zaki - full stop."

Amr Zaki, like this middle school student, lacks discpline (click to enlarge)

Despite his unprofessionalism and love for trouble, the talented striker was actually not a member of the scandalous Egyptian Confederations Cup squad - who brought shame to that nation after a run in with prostitutes in South Africa last month.

The 6 foot 1 in stud with the great physique does still have offers on the table from Marseille, Panathinaikos, Blackburn, and Lyon. Wherever he does end up, he'll surely bring the headlines.

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I'm too excited not to post this just one more time. The Premier League has officially launched its 2009/2010 Fantasy Premier League, and I'd like to extend this formal invitation to you to join our private league. I have set forth the simple instructions below. Please feel free to invite your friends and colleagues.

To play fantasy footie for free against Never Captain Nicky Butt readers and football lovers from all around the world, follow these 3 simple steps: 
  1. Visit the official fantasy premier league website and log in. (Register if you have never registered, and then log in.)
  2. After logging in and setting up your team, click the "Leagues" link in the left navigation bar.
  3. Click create/join and in the "join a private league" section enter in code 2274-957 and click submit.
That's it. Three easy steps and you can start managing your own team of Lampard, Torres, Rooney, Arshavin, or my favorite - Benayoun. The sky is the limit.

The winner of the Never Captain Nicky Butt League will get some complimentary footie t-shirts and/or jerseys for showing their true Butt Brilliance, so good luck and welcome!

Fantasy Premier League 2009 - 2010 Is Here


The 2009-2010 Fantasy Premier League season is ready for action. Exciting times for all of you hard core gamers, big time bettors, competitive mini-league champions, and even gumshoes and beginner managers.

Join our free Never Captain Nicky Butt fantasy mini-league - over on the official Fantasy Premier League website.

Just visit the site and type in code 2274-957 to join our mini-league. We're all amateurs looking to have some fun - some just more addicted and/or knowledgeable than others. If you want an e-mail invitation, contact me at nevercaptainnickybutt [at] gmail [dot] com and I'll have the site send you over an official invitation to join the league.

I'll be handing out some prizes to the winner of the league - maybe some NCNB gear - a t-shirt or two, perhaps a guest blog appearance, who knows - we will decide that in due time.

But first - a few quick rule changes to note this year from the official game before you start tinkering with your lineups:

  • If you don't use a free transfer than you'll be able to make an additional free transfer the following gameweek. Those saved transfers don't accumulate though, they are just for the following gameweek.
  • There is now an "emergency" captain option in case your captain doesn't play.
  • You should still never captain Nicky Butt.
  • Good luck and don't forget to join our site wide mini-league. The code is 2274-957.

In Butt's Brain


  • Mandatory monthly Benayoun posting. Yossi re-ups with Liverpool until 2013. Israeli press reports say he is now 3rd highest paid player at Anfield. Big ups. If he can start 30 EPL games this season - he will be a bargain fantasy premier league midfielder acquisition in the 7.5m - 8.5m range. But that's a big if. Albert Riera and Ryan Babel lurk in the background.
  • Winger Gabriel Obertan is set to sign for United. I haven't heard of him either. In combination with Antonio Valencia, Nani, and Zoran Tosic - United's wingers look to be set. Now they just need one of these four youngsters with "potential" to step up to the biggest stage. My money is on Valencia, but perhaps Obertan or Nani will surprise.
  • Here's a bone for our American readers. Central defender Oguchi Onyewu has signed for AC Milan. He is only the second American ever to play in the Serie A. Can the 6 ft 4 American replace the club's greatest ever defender Paolo Maldini? Those are some big shoes to fill, but Gooch has some big feet. We shall see.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Ronaldo Juggling like a Seal at Sea World


CR9 was then fed fish by his animal trainer as the crowd cheered

Santiago Muñez Signs for Everton


It's official. Unknown American Anton Peterlin has signed for Everton. 

We first heard about Peterlin in late April / early May - when he was impressing on trial after graduating from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Now the improbable dream has become a reality for the 22 year old defensive midfielder.

I wonder if he'll play for Madrid in his second season and then move on to playing for his home country in the World Cup, like in Goal 2 and Goal 3.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Colombian Javier Florez Shoots... And Kills: A Tragedy

Midfielder Javier Florez; Suspected Murderer

A Colombian soccer player shot and killed a fan for calling him "weak" on Sunday, just days after the player's team lost a local championship.

Atletico Junior midfielder Javier Florez allegedly killed a 27 year old electrician and fled the scene on foot after being taunted by a group of fans.

When I think of the three keywords "Colombia" "Soccer" and "Murder" - I immediately think of the 1994 World Cup and the tragic case of Andres Escobar, a defender on Colombia's national team who was gunned down in Medellin after an own goal in a World Cup game against the United States.

I don't know much about Colombian soccer but I do know 1990s Colombian star Carlos Valderrama also once suited up for Atletico Junior, the same club Florez plays (played?) for. Florez is still on the loose and police are searching for him.

A Freddy Adu Sighting



He'll never make it in Europe, and he'll definitely never make it onto any of our fantasy premier league rosters, but he'll keep stringing along those foolish fans with his "potential" about once a year - this time - it's a goal against Grenada. 

No, he's not good.

Yes, you still think he has "potential."

Get over it.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Northern Ireland v Israel: A "Friendly" Match?


Just three days before the EPL season kicks off in August, the Israeli national team will travel to Belfast to take on Northern Ireland in an international friendly match with quite the intriguing back story.

Right or wrong, and sharing political parallels or not - these two countries have often been linked from a historical perspective - in scholarly journals, national security / terrorism articles, and conflict resolution analyses over the last few decades.

But even though it's Independence Day in the US, let's put peace building, conflict resolution, and politics aside - and focus on a footie match - one in which Northern Ireland are favored to win.

The match will be a great appetizer for the EPL season - especially for fantasy Premier League managers looking to scout out some cheap talent - as no less than 5 or 6 players will be suiting up in the EPL this season. Northern Ireland feature Damien Johnson and David Healey (and star Chris Brunt - who will not be a fantasy factor this year as he has dropped down to the Coca Cola Championship with WBA) whilst fellow international lightweights Israel feature the bigger names in Yossi Benayoun, Tal Ben Haim, and Bolton's Tamir Cohen.

Both countries are enjoying a bit of a "renaissance" now with Northern Ireland in strong position to reach the 2010 World Cup through at least the playoffs round, while Israel is ranked 25th in the world despite a stuttering qualifying campaign. Good stuff.

Putting politics aside, this should be a fun watch as the two nations look to build upon recent successes and momentum.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Crazy Own Goal. Amazing Technique.



[ 101 great goals via Unprofessional Foul and Off the Post ]

Free Premier League Jersey?! Win it Here

All you have to do is predict Manchester City's opening day (August 15th) starting 11 lineup by sending a tweet to @NickyButt - and the closest guess wins a free EPL footie jersey as well as some Never Captain Nicky Butt gear.

You can only enter via Twitter and the deadline is 24 hours away...

Here are the details. Good luck! Have a great weekend.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Football Star Picks Up Swine Flu on Holiday


Scottish footballer Robert Harris has picked up the swine flu on holiday in Ibiza. Funny stuff from our Butt Buddy Unprofessional Foul. To those of you in the US, have a good holiday weekend - wear sunscreen, and stay away from pigs. Hot dogs should be O.K.

Update! Twitter Contest Sponsored by Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan: Deadline Approaching!

[ July 2nd Update: Win a free footie jersey and free NCNB gear just for tweeting - remember to enter the contest @nickybutt by tomorrow! ]

Manchester City are the EPL's biggest spenders. They've fallen into the kind hands of Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, and certainly have some extra dirhams to spend this summer.

Already they've picked up Gareth Barry and Roque Santa Cruz - for a total of about $50M dollars. But there is still work to do.

Is Carlos Tevez next? Perhaps David Villa? Or Samuel Eto'o? City won't put away the pocket books until their dream 1-1-8 formation is completed.

So, I ask you - what will be City's starting 11 on the Premier League's opening day this season? But here's the catch - you only have one week - until July 3rd - to submit your answers - and you must "Tweet" them to @nickybutt. One submission only please.

No, I don't work for Twitter. Just trying out this new social media. So if you have to register just to join the contest and submit your prediction - it could be worth it - as the winning guess will receive a (yet to be determined) footie jersey. I'll throw in a Never Captain Nicky Butt t-shirt too.

Good luck!

Michael Owen (and Top Hat) to Old Trafford?

I doubt Michael Owen will join Manchester United, but you just never know. The bookmakers have slashed the odds on the move - and when there is smoke in Vegas, there is sometimes fire. 

When there is smoke in Vegas, there is sometimes fire.

What does that even mean? Whatever. Owen to back up Rooney and Berbatov?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Portsmouth Cut off Some of the Fat


With all the focus this summer on players getting bought and sold - and making big money moves across Europe - we sometimes forget that the summer is also a time when scores of players lose their jobs. Their contracts are not renewed. They don't make the step up from the reserves to the first team. They flunk out of the youth academy. Dreams are shattered. That's the reality for most professional footballers.

And Portsmouth FC are the club in the spotlight today - releasing five first team players. The club has now released 22 first team players in the past 12 months. Yes, you read that right. 22 players. Gone. In. One. Year.

Lauren, Djimi Traore, Glen Little, Noe Pamarot, and Jerome Thomas were all released today.

Sean Davis (Bolton), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Jermaine Pennant (free agent), and Armand Traore (loan expired - back to Arsenal) have also left Fratton Park this summer.

There are also question marks about the futures of Kanu and Sol Campbell, who are both out of contract, and yet to renew.

Perhaps new owner Sulaiman Al-Fahim can invest his Dubai real estate billions into figuring out a way to clone Niko Kranjcar 10 times. That would surely solve the summer exodus woes.

The Beckham Experiment: An Excerpt and Our Review


Grant Wahl's controversial book The Beckham Experiment hits bookstores on July 14th, two days before Beckham returns to the LA Galaxy lineup after a few months frolicking in Milan and making a mockery of the word, "contract."

We'll be receiving an advance review copy of Wahl's 304 page work next week, and will give you our official review then.

Until then, check out the excerpt (from Sports Illustrated). Really entertaining stuff. Wahl went behind the scenes from Day 1 with unprecedented access to players, management, handlers, and Beckham himself to bring readers the real story behind the experiment.

The book is sure to raise more than a few eyebrows. Look out for our review next week.

[SI article How Beckham Blew It - the first excerpt from the book]