Thursday, January 8, 2009

D(r)iver Ronaldo Wrecks Ferrari


The world's (former) best (fantasy) footballer is fine but one of his many play toys is ruined.

Authorities cite a steering malfunction due to lack of automotive lube, substantial amounts of which were found in the hair of the driver. No charges have been filed.

How can he run a two seater into a wall and waltz off like nothing happened, but roll on the ground for minutes when someone tugs his shirt?

7 comments:

Silent Jay said...

Because there are no street referees (well, most of the time), and wrecking his Ferrari doesn't get him a free kick from which he could score.

Anyway, now that he's done it on the road, maybe he'll start causing that kind of havoc on the pitch again...

Ibracadabra said...

Let's hope he's not rattled mentally from the crash. He has 3 days to re-align his crazy brain before Sunday's massive match..

credit to 1-1-8 for the Ronaldo zingers.

verbal97 said...

clearly he anticipated contact from another car but decided to go down (i.e., crash into the wall) before said contact. Also, it's not confirmed, but there is a rumor that he winked at the traffic cop as he made his way to Edwin van der Saar's car for a ride to training.

Anonymous said...

u bloody joker , u jealous sods u . sAHME UR NOT A prfo footballer aint it . WAT not good enough . shame i admit myself i am not one but i aint gonna slate them for there well deseerved money that they get . btw theyre not the only ones hu get paid that much ,infact its fact that lewi ahmilton get 20 times more than ronaldo a week for driving a computorized car , i bet ronaldo himself cud drive without crashinga one like that . miley cyrus earned last year two timesmore than jt himself and she is 16

Will said...

C'mon guys... for a moment I thought I was reading PerezHilton.com... although the commentary IS simply hilarity. You hate 'cause you secretly long for a bromance w/ C Ron.

Will said...

p.s. Prediction of this weekend:
Blues: 8, MU: -430... Jose drives the Blues bus.

sarah said...

hahaha is hairy does look pretty saturated with product.

he's so pretty, i hope his face wasn't hurt.